It only took 7 months, but I have finally succeeded in my page rank quest. MSN Search caught on to my site relevance a few months ago as the top hit for “Kenny Wolf”, but when I had last checked Google I was on page 7 (both Lauren and my Mom were higher ranked matches). I thought they might have something against Microsoft employees 
Then last night I saw myself at the top of the list:
You rock dude! (y)